At Standing still I have a skill

                                       At standing still I have a skilll

At standing still I have a skill

that truly is unique.

At sleeping I’m unquestionably 

on a winning streak.

At lying down I’m unsurpassed;

I’m simply undefeated.

At sitting I’m the reigning champ;

I’ll never be unseated.

At drifting in a daydream

it is obvious I’m blessed.

At starting at the TV

I’m undoubtedly the best.

At doing nothing

I’m even better than you’d think.

At everything besides that, though,

I’d have to say I stink.

I hope someday I’ll maybe learn

another kind of skill.

Until then I’m content to be

the best at standing still